ABC environment-a good yarn

ABC pump up the alarm with this piece by "free lancer" and non climate expert Sue White:

7 of your favourite foods affected by climate change
Climate change could be coming to a supermarket near you, with a shocking list of your top seven favourite foods affected.

In her description about herself Sue says she "can compile a good yarn on almost any topic, but she mostly focuses on health/wellbeing, environment, travel, careers and productivity."

Definition of yarn:
yarn

yärn/

noun

1. 1.

   spun thread used for knitting, weaving, or sewing.

   synonyms:

   thread, cotton, wool, fiber, filament; More

2. 2.

   informal

   a long or rambling story, especially one that is implausible.

   synonyms:

   story, tale, anecdote, saga, narrative; More

verb

informal

1. 1.

   tell a long or implausible story.

   "they were yarning about local legends and superstitions

Seems that definition spot on! Your tax dollars at work.