Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Lacking of inquiry: Where are the Bushfire Experts?

ABC continue their deranged crusade in all things climate uncritically spruiking a letter on the recent Bushfire crisis from 80 academics. members of the "group of Australian Research Council (ARC) Laureate Fellows". The list includes many esteemed academics from a range of fields oddly enough including anthropologists, economists, psychologists, lawyers and astronomers etc, but we could only find two, just two, on the list that appeared to have any expertise in Bushfire Science (highlighted below). Surely if you want to link Climate Change and the Bushfires then you would ask a credible voice. Recent expert lists on climate change have included the likes of Professor Mickey Mouse and Professor Dumbledore. At least Mickey has fire fighting experience and we wonder why he was left off the list this time!
At least Mickey and his team have fire fighting experience!

The overwhelming opinion of Bushfire experts has been that while Climate Change has had an influence the major problem this summer is in the area of Forest management and drought, and “…as far as the climate scientists know there is no link between climate change and drought.”

Here's CSIRO's David Packham explaining the issue... Former CSIRO scientist David Packham has urged the government to do more to combat the “most important” factor contributing to the current bushfire crisis - the build up of very dry fuel" 

Bushfire Expert Roger Underwood writing in Quadrant: An Inferno of Incompetence and Obfuscation "I reject the ‘blame it on climate change” position because it has two killer flaws: firstly, it ignores fuels, which are the main contributor to uncontrollable fires during a drought; secondly, it provides no practical solutions to the immediate problem. Both of these factors render the climate change argument utterly unsustainable, indeed ridiculous."

Once again ABC fails to ask any questions when it comes to climate change and its audience are left in the dark.

List of Laureates and areas of expertise below.
Name
Experience
Expertise in bushfire science
Steven Sherwood, Climate Change Research Centre, UNSW Sydney
Physical Meteorology and Atmospheric Climate Dynamics
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Quentin Grafton, Crawford School of Public Policy, ANU
Professor of Economics
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Trevor J McDougall AC, School of Mathematics and Statistics, UNSW Sydney
Oceanic processes (excl. climate related), physical oceanography.
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Matthew England, Climate Change Research Centre, UNSW Sydney
Prof England’s research explores global-scale ocean circulation and the influence it has on regional climate, large-scale physical oceanography, ocean modelling, and climate processes
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George Zhao, School of Chemical Engineering, U. Queensland
Prof Zhao’s research focuses on nanoporous materials for sustainable energy storage and conversion, as well as for environmentally friendly chemical processes and products.
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Michael Bird, College of Science and Engineering, James Cook University
My research interests include the terrestrial carbon cycle, biochar, geoarchaeology and understanding the trajectory of past and future environmental change in the tropics.
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Tamara Davis, School of Mathematics and Physics, University of Queensland
Professor Tamara Davis is a cosmologist interested in investigating new fundamental physics, such as the properties of dark energy and dark matter and the mass of the neutrino
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Mark Westoby, Dept of Biological Sciences, Macquarie University
 PhD (Wildlife Ecology)
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Eelco J. Rohling, Research School of Earth Sciences, ANU
High-resolution investigation of ocean/climate changes during the Neogene, and in particular the Quaternary, to determine the nature, timing and magnitude of natural climate variability. 
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Lesley Head, School of Geography, University of Melbourne
I am a geographer whose research examines human-environment relations, both conceptual and material
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Chris Turney, Chronos 14Carbon-Cycle Facility, UNSW Sydney
To do something positive about climate change, I helped set up CarbonScape, a clean-tech company using microwave technology to make green products (carbonscape.com).
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Trevor Lithgow, Centre to Impact AMR, Monash University
Uncovering clues to new disease control strategies
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Paul Mulvaney, School of Chemistry, University of Melbourne
current interests include the optical properties of single quantum dots, surface plasmon spectroscopy of single metal particles, nanocrystal based electronics, nanomechanics and solar energy conversion
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Zheng-Xiang Li, School of Earth and Planetary Sciences, Curtin University
research interests are mainly in regional to global tectonics and paleogeography, paleomagnetism, and geodynamics.
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Peter Hodgson, Institute for Frontier Materials, Deakin University
research includes steel processing and the development of new alloys
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Philip Boyd, Institute for Marine and Antarctic Studies, University of Tasmania
Professor of Marine Biogeochemistry 
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Madeleine JH van Oppen, School of BioSciences, University of Melbourne
ecological geneticist with an interest in microbial symbioses and climate change adaptation of reef corals
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Lisa Kewley, Research School for Astronomy and Astrophysics, Australian National University
Astronomer
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Warwick Anderson, Department of History and Charles Perkins Centre, University of Sydney
Janet Dora Hine Professor of Politics, Governance and Ethics
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Chennupati Jagadish, AC, Research School of Physics, Australian National University
Distinguished Professor and Head of Semiconductor Optoelectronics and Nanotechnology Group
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Sue O’Connor, College of Asia and the Pacific, Australian National University
Areas of expertise
Aboriginal And Torres Strait Islander Archaeology
Archaeology Of Asia, Africa And The Americas
Archaeological Science
Archaeology Of New Guinea And Pacific Islands (Excl. New Zealand)
Archaeology

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Ronald Rapee, Centre for Emotional Health, Macquarie University
Professor of Psychology
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Jolanda Jetten, School of Psychology, University of Queensland
Doctor in Psychology, University of Amsterdam
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Richard G. Roberts, School of Earth, Atmospheric & Life Sciences, University of Wollongong
Centre for Archaeological Science,
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Katherine Demuth, Centre for Language Sciences, Macquarie University
Professor in Linguistics
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Gottfried Otting, Research School of Chemistry, Australian National University
PhD (biomolecular NMR)
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John Dryzek, Centre for Deliberative Democracy and Global Governance, University of Canberra
RESEARCH INTERESTS
Democratic Theory, Democratization, Environmental Politics, Climate Change and Global Governance

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Belinda Medlyn, Hawkesbury Institute for the Environment, Western Sydney University
My research focuses on how plants, especially forests, respond to increasing atmospheric carbon dioxide and climate change.
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Adrienne Stone, Melbourne Law School, University of Melbourne
Primary Interest
Free Speech Law

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Ben Andrews, Mathematical Sciences Institute, Australian National University
Research interests
Differential geometry: I am interested in many areas of differential geometry, including
geometry of curves, surfaces and hypersurfaces;
Riemannian geometry; effects of local curvature conditions on global geometry and topology;
geodesics, minimal surfaces, and related problems;
isoperimetric inequalities;
differential geometry associated with conformal transformations, projective transformations, affine transformations and other groups;
general relativity and semi-Riemannian geometry;
geometry of convex bodies;
Finsler geometry.

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Stuart Wyithe, School of Physics, University of Melbourne
Primary Interest
Astrophysics

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Leann Tilley, Department of Biochemistry & Molecular Biology, University of Melbourne
Professor Tilley’s group undertakes research in the areas of cell biology and drug development related to the malaria parasite,
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Geoffrey McFadden, School of BioSciences, University of Melbourne
Primary Interest
Origin Of Plastids

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Matthew Bailes, ARC Centre of Excellence for Gravitational Wave Discovery, Swinburne University of Technology
His research mainly concerns developing instrumentation for time domain astrophysics and using it for pulsar and Fast Radio Burst discovery
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John Quiggin, School of Economics, University of Queensland
research economist and as a commentator on Australian economic policy
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Bernard Degnan, Centre for Marine Science, University of Queensland
Research Interests
Genomes, Development & Evolution
1. Origin of animal complexity
2. Marine biology and biotechnology
3. Genomics and evolution of biomineralization

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Jon Barnett, School of Geography, University of Melbourne
political geographer whose research investigates the impacts of and responses to environmental change on social systems in the Asia-Pacific region.
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Martin Asplund, Research School of Astronomy & Astrophysics, Australian National University
Research interests
Stellar astrophysics, origin of the elements, formation and evolution of the Milky Way, the first stars, Big Bang nucleosynthesis and the cosmological lithium problems

?
Ivan Marusic, Melbourne School of Engineering, University of Melbourne
He is known for his work on turbulence at high Reynolds number, using both theoretical and experimental approaches. 
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Edward Holmes, School of Life & Environmental Sciences and School of Medical Sciences, University of Sydney
known for his work on the evolution and emergence of infectious diseases,
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Kate Smith-Miles, School of Mathematics and Statistics, University of Melbourne
I'm interested in most branches of applied mathematics, but especially optimisation, pattern recognition, and modelling of complex systems.

Current projects include developing new methodologies for objective assessment of algorithm performance; generating new test instances for various classes of optimisation problems; improved scheduling algorithms; and expensive black-box optimisation.

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Justin Marshall, Queensland Brain Institute, University of Queensland
Marshall's principle aim is to understand how other animals perceive their environment
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Peter Goodyear, Sydney School of Education & Social Work, The University of Sydney
Learning sciences; psychology of education
Learning technologies and new media
Learning, cognition and motivation
Research on teaching and learning
Learning and teaching in higher education

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David Lindenmayer, Fenner School of Environment and Society, The Australian National University
Landscape Ecology050104
Environmental Management050205
Forestry Management And Environment070504
Terrestrial Ecology060208
Wildlife And Habitat Management050211
Environmental Monitoring050206
Forestry Fire Management070503
Conservation And Biodiversity050202
Natural Resource Management050209
Ecological Applications0501
Zoology0608
Forestry Sciences0705
Forest fire management
Alexandra Aikhenvald, Language and Culture Research Centre, James Cook University
 prolific body of research that included Berber languages of North Africa and Hebrew but focused on tropical languages, predominantly those of Amazonia, the Papuan languages of New Guinea and Aboriginal Australia.
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David Bellwood, College of Science and Engineering, James Cook University
research interests encompass the evolution and ecology of reef fishes
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Glenda Sluga, Laureate Research Program in International HIstory, THe University of Sydney
published widely on the cultural history of international relations, internationalism, the history of European nationalisms, sovereignty, identity, immigration and gender history.
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Enrico Valdinoci, Department of Mathematics and Statistics, University of Western Australia
Enrico's research interests mainly focus on partial differential equations, nonlocal equations, calculus of variations, and dynamical systems.
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Michelle Coote, Research School of Chemistry, Australian National University
published extensively in the fields of polymer chemistry, radical chemistry and computational quantum chemistry
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Jennifer L Martin AC, University of Wollongong
renowned protein crystallographer and structural biologist.
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Ian Reid FTSE, University of Adelaide
His research interests include robotic and active vision, visual tracking, SLAM, human motion capture and intelligent visual surveillance
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Hilary Charlesworth, College of Asia and the Pacific, Australian National University and Melbourne Law School
Theory and practice of international law; law and society; feminist legal theory; human rights law at international, national and local levels; peacebuilding; and justice and democracy after conflict
?
Bostjan Kobe, School of Chemistry and Molecular Biosciences, The University of Queensland
Structural biology of infection and immunity
?
Peter Visscher, The University of Queensland
research focuses on understanding individual differences betweeen people in traits that are important for health outcomes and ageing
?
Terry Hughes, ARC Centre of Excellence for Coral Reef Studies, James Cook University
coral reef ecosystems
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William F. Laurance FAA, Centre for Tropical Environmental and Sustainability Science, James Cook University
His research focuses on the impacts of intensive land-uses, such as habitat fragmentation, logging, hunting and wildfires, on tropical forests and their biodiversity.
Wildfires
Kaarin Anstey, School of Psychology, University of New South Wales
research interests include dementia risk assessment and risk reduction, late-life development and ageing, mental health in older adults, and older drivers
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Hugh Possingham, School of Biological Sciences, The University of Queensland
His research projects are in the field of decision theory in conservation biology
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Ove Hoegh-Guldberg, ARC Centre for Excellence for Coral Reef Studies & School of Biological Sciences, The University of Queensland
Ove Hoegh-Guldberg, is a biologist specialising in coral reefs
?
Jamie Rossjohn FAA, Biomedicine Discovery Institute, Monash University
Professor Jamie Rossjohn's research is centered on an understanding immunity.
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David Studdert, Stanford Law School, Stanford University
David M. Studdert is a leading expert in the fields of health law and empirical legal research. 
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Maria Forsyth FAA, Institute for Frontier Materials, Deakin University
Associate Director
DEAKIN UNIVERSITY

SYNTHETIC ENERGY SYSTEMS
ELECTROMATERIALS
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Peter Taylor, ARC Centre of Excellence for Mathematical and Statistical Frontiers, University of Melbourne
PhD in Applied Mathematics
?
Michael Tobar, ARC Centre of Excellence for Engineered Quantum Systems and the ARC Centre  of Excellence for  Dark Matter Particle Physics, Department of Physics, University of Western Australia
Professor Michael Tobar is a leading researcher in precision and quantum limited measurement and testing fundamental physics
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Jason Mattingley, Queensland Brain Institute & School of Psychology, The University of Queensland
PhD in Psychology
?
Rose Amal, School of Chemical Engineering, UNSW Sydney
Professor Rose Amal is recognised as a pioneer and leading authority in the fields of fine particle technology, photocatalysis and functional nanomaterials 
?
Marilyn Fleer, Conceptual PlayLab for STEM education, Faculty of Education, Monash University, Melbourne
The Conceptual PlayWorld is a model of intentional teaching that Monash Professor Marilyn Fleer developed based on extensive research and experience working with young children and how they form concepts in science, technology and engineering.
?
Matthew Spriggs, College of Arts and Social Sciences, The ANU
“research interests are areally the archaeiology of Island Southeast Asia and the Pacific Islands, and also Cornish Studies.”
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Joy Damousi, SHAPS, University of Melbourne
Her current research includes war, trauma and post-war Greek migration to Australia; sound and the two world wars; and child refugees and war.
?
Dan Li, Department of Chemical Engineering, The University of Melbourne
Research interests
Colloidal processing of advanced materials
Electrochemical energy materials and devices (e.g. supercapacitors, batteries and fuel cells)
Flexible electronics
Graphene-based materials and related atomically thin materials
Materials systems engineering
Nanoionics and nanofluidics
New ion separation technologies such as capacitive deionization
?
Julian Gale, School of Molecular and Life Sciences, Curtin University
Research interests include the nucleation and crystal growth of minerals, nanoporous frameworks, materials for energy storage and conversion, and molecular crystals of relevance to pharmaceutical application.
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Mark Finnane, Griffith Criminology Institute and School of Humanities, Languages and Social Sciences, Griffith University
His research in Australia and Ireland has focussed on the history of mental hospitals, prisons, punishment, policing and the criminal law
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Lorraine Mazerolle, School of Social Science, University of Queensland
research interests are in experimental criminology, policing, drug law enforcement, regulatory crime control, and crime prevention
?
Alex Haslam, School of Psychology, University of Queensland
His research focuses on the study of group and identity processes in organizational, social, and clinical contexts.
?
Barry Pogson, ARC Centre of Excellence in Plant Energy Biology, Australian National University
Director of the ARC Centre of Excellence in Plant Energy Biology
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Michael Fuhrer, ARC Centre of Excellence in Future Low-Energy Electronics Technologies, Monash University
Michael's research explores novel two-dimensional materials such as graphene
?
Zhiguo Yuan AM FTSE, Advanced Water Management Centre, The University of Queensland
PhD degree in aeronautical engineering 
?
Lianzhou Wang, School of Chemical Engineering and Australian Institute for Bioengineering and Nanotechnology, the University of Queensland
Director of Nanomaterials Centre 
?
Barry Brook, ARC Centre of Excellence for Australian Biodiversity and Heritage, University of Tasmania
ecologist interested in conservation biology and global change
?
Paul S.C. Tacon, Griffith Centre for Social and Cultural Research, Griffith University, Queensland
Rock Art Research and Professor of Anthropology and Archaeology
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Update complaint issued: 
ABC report on a letter signed by 80 academics that links the recent bushfire crisis with climate change. The list only includes two academics with expertise in bushfires and includes many non-scientists. There is no coverage for alternate views by recognised Bushfire experts such as David Packham or Roger Underwood.

Report breaches ABC editorial guidelines:
2. Accuracy - the link between climate change and droughts is contested.
4. Diversity of perspectives. The subject of the letter merited obtaining the opinion of actual experts (like Packham and Underwood).

The report also lacks journalistic integrity in not being sceptical of the claims made or who they are made by. What relevance, for instance, does inclusion of the opinion of non-bushfire experts have? I'm waiting on the reporter's breathtaking report on the opinions of the Nail painting industry on the relationship between bushfires and climate, they have as much relevant expertise as many on the list.

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

ABC NEWS PRODUCTIVITY - MODELS INDICATE ZERO NEWS OUTPUT BY 2021

EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL REPORT

Updating our ABC Productivity Report for 2019. 

THE RESULTS ARE SHOCKING!

RECORD LOW PRODUCTIVITY in 2019 

ALARMING DECLINE IN NEWS OUTPUT

ZERO OUTPUT FORECAST in 2021!

The ABC NEWS WATCH productivity survey examines ABC's total news output for the month of June as recorded in the ABC's online news archive and compares this to total ABC NEWS staff numbers taken from its annual report. The result is a measure of the productivity of ABC's NEWS division.

ABC NEWS PRODUCTIVITY SURVEY RESULTS for 2003-2019

NEWS STORIES POSTED EACH JUNE 2003-2019

ABC News output continues to decline
Year  Total Stories 
2003      7230 
2004      6920 
2005      6899 
2006      6995 
2007      7988 
2008      8894 
2009      7134 
2010      6666
2011      5908
2012      6091

2013      7754
2014      7801
2015      7624 
2016      6597
2017      5195
2018      4010
2019      2948

Productivity2019 record low productivity! Just 2.3 stories per staff member per month.

Year  Stories per staff per month 
2003      9.4 
Zero Productivity predicted in first half of 2021


2004      9.4 
2005      9.1 
2006      9.1 
2007      9.5 
2008     10.3 
2009      7.8 
2010      7.1
2011      6.1
2012      8.1
2013      7.7
2014      7.4
2015      5.3
2016      4.8
2017      3.9
2018      3.0
2019      2.3


ABC News Archive stories and Total News Staff 2003-2019.
Alarming decline!


 
 Analysis

Productivity of ABC news as measured by output recorded in its News Archive and total staffing continues its exponential slide. Staff output now about one fifth of what it was in 2008. At current rates we expect ZERO output in early 2021. 

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

It's our ABC Series 2!

It’s our ABC Season 2!
In what’s been described as “Great news for reality TV fans”, the ABC today announced there would be a new season of the award-winning reality program It’s our ABC. Chair Ita Buttrose said the ground breaking show provided an open window into the daily workings of the national broadcaster and gave the public a genuine insight into how the ABC lives up to its charter. Buttrose stated: “it’s difficult to see how anyone could label the ABC biased in any way after watching it”.  Managing Director David Anderson said the long awaited new season, airing on ABC TV later in 2020, would be one of three Australian television series selected for the 70th Bejingale, one of the world’s largest and most-distinguished public film festivals. The other two being “Tony! Tony! Tony!” the ABC’s much loved docudrama about its humble news presenter Tony Jones, and “Just burn it all to the ground” an entertaining, light hearted playful comedy from ABC’s Indigenous Unit. Anderson said “The ABC is proud to fly our flag, all three of them, for outstanding Australian content at this year’s Bejing International Film Festival. It’s our ABC exemplifies the ABC’s commitment to distinctive Australian stories that resonate around the world. This recognition also celebrates the high calibre of our homegrown talent, on and off camera, that make these shows possible.
Season 2 will feature the following entertaining episodes:
Episode 1 WRONG TRUMPET
Frustrated that no media outlet has ever found proof that US President Donald Trump is corrupt, ABC’s investigative news unit decide to send a reporter in undercover to get the dirt they know exists. Following facial reconstructive surgery ABC’s US correspondent Donor Cuffy changes his name to Fart Vanderlay and is accepted into the White House Internship Program gaining access to Trump’s offices. We follow “Fart” as he makes new connections and gets closer to locating the evidence he and the ABC know exists.
Looking over the outdated computer he has been assigned Cuffy discovers some suspicious video files buried deep on the hard drive and immediately reports on twitter that he has found something that might be worthwhile. ABC news staff are so confident it’s the dirt they are looking for and without further checking the files they decide to interrupt an episode of Four Corners and cast Cuffy’s report live to air. In exultant tones ABC veteran Sarah Ferguson describes the situation. “We interrupt this important Four Corners Report on the abuse of Lobsters in South Australia to bring breaking news about US President Donald Trump. For the past 6 weeks our US correspondent Donor Cuffy has been secretly working in the Whitehouse and just now he has found damning evidence of the President’s culpability. Donor play the tapes.” On screen a blue cloth passes in front of the camera and some seconds later the words “Ohh Monica” are distinctly heard.  The screen suddenly goes black, and a blank faced Sarah Ferguson states, “We are now taking you back now to our programmed report. Fatima el Baksheesh-Namatjira investigates animal abuse in our crustacean fisheries”.
Trump is so impressed with the report Fart Vanderlay is offered a permanent job on the White House media staff.
Episode 2 The Conservative
According to ABC’s Chair of Human Enterprise Learning and Leadership the ABC has the most diverse staff profile of any media organisation on the planet. Among its 5000 or so staff there is even a conservative! This episode spends a week in the life of ABC’s conservative reporter Fanny Blacksmith. Her oddball political allegiances became known after results of a confidential staff personality survey were leaked by the staff elected board member.
It’s the 2019 federal election and after four of its senior presenters and the weather man leave to run as Greens candidates conservative voting Blacksmith gets her chance and is asked to anchor the midnight to 2am slot of ABCs 24 hour news channel. On her appointment Managing Director Anderson states “This appointment shows claims the ABC is biased to the left by the likes of Gerard Henderson are a complete sham”.  Despite numerous mysterious technical glitches the ratings go off the charts and the early morning news claims more viewers than the prime time slot. This leads to calls, even from the Friends of the ABC, for Fanny to be elevated to lead the main 7pm news report. However with the opening credits rolling on her first prime time show she is tragically killed, impaled live on air by a falling light boom girder. The broadcast is saved by seasoned presenter Juanita Phillips who just happened to be on set at the time. During the funeral Chair Ita Buttrose states “We will never see another one like her”.   
Episode 3 We never climb ULURU Ayers Rock
We follow seasoned ABC environment reporter Fatima el Baksheesh-Namatjira, an Indigenous transgender Muslim and stellar graduate of Wendy Bacon’s University of Technology journalism course, as she travels to Australia’s red centre to cover the ban on climbing Uluru. She conducts numerous interviews with the current owners, elders and Park officials and they all agree that no traditional people ever climbed the Rock and that they never did. Happy with the interviews Baksheesh-Namatjira is invited by the owners to take a camel ride around Uluru but as the camel passes the climbing spur her flapping black burka spooks it and it runs crazily up the summit walk casting aside the last climbers on the way. Near the end of the chain things go from bad to worse as Baksheesh-Namatjira is thrown from the back of the wild beast. Fortunately as she starts to slide down the rock face her burka catches one of the chain posts and prevents her falling to her death. Hanging with her underwear exposed and lower limbs flailing her modesty is saved by a passing Japanese tourist who drapes her in an Australian flag that continues to flap in the breeze as she is brought safely to ground hanging from a helicopter cable.
The report when screened causes much dismay to Uluru’s owners when a production intern inadvertently includes archival footage of past owners Tiger Tjalkalyirri and Mitjenkeri Mick leading tourists to the summit, and elder Toby Naninga saying tourists can go anywhere at Uluru except the men’s Initiation cave showing claims about the climb are a complete farce. 
A few months later mobile phone footage of Baksheesh-Namatjira riding the camel up the Rock becomes the most watched youtube video in history and she is given the role of leading ABC’s Indigenous unit.

Episode 4 Covid1984
ABC's medical expert Norma Swann features in a special 4 Corners report tracking down the origins of the Covid19 virus. Swanny goes deep undercover into the stinking wet markets of China's Wuhan province determined to find the bat or pangolin that started the pandemic and thereby prove once and for all the virus didn't come out of a Chinese lab, a view exposed by President Trump. Posing as a vertebrate guano dealer Swanny enters the Wuhan Infectious Diseases Institute and sneaks into the laboratories. While Swanny is praising the health setup and safe guard the camera pans to a shelf in the background that shows a signed picture of Tony Jones and a box of organic carrots from ABC's roof top garden. A bat swoops in and munches on the carrots then flies straight into Swanny who looks into the camera and then sneezes as he states it will never be known where the virus originated from. As we follow him out a distinct dry coughing sound is heard. The camera tracks back to the bat now in convulsions on the floor half eaten carrot in its claws.
Other episodes this season include:
Ridd Iculous lauds the ABC’s far ranging in-depth coverage of the dismissal of Professor Peter Ridd from James Cook University. ABC head of news stated that the 9 minutes of reporting provided by ABC was amongst his proudest achievements ever;

Saint Greta Greta Thunberg takes up a 3 month internship with ABC Science but the organisation is thrown into chaos as she insists no CO2 be emitted by the organisation for the length of her stay. For three months ABC rely on wind and solar and manage to provide about 20% of their normal output. Both the Chair and Managing Director thank the Australian public for their patience and say they are gratified that not a single complaint was received about the interruptions to broadcasting. 
imPelled-Guilty as all Hell: follows ABC’s balanced impartial reporting of the trial of Cardinal George Pell; and
Austinct? We find Australia's first climate refugees. ABC reporters Emily and Chris, members of Extinction Rebellion, are interviewed about their amazing survival following their emergency exodus from their inner-city apartment to a yurt in Mongolia due to smoke from the bushfires.